Talentino’s Diary: Entry 4- Thinking Up My ‘AGT’ Act
Mel and I were cleaning up after a shoot the other day when we discovered Talentino’s diary. Luckily, he was out on a coffee run so we were quickly able to get a copy of some pages. Some might say that this is an invasion of privacy…those people need to calm down. He’s a puppet. We will regularly be posting excerpts from his diary on the site.
So, I was thinking that in a few months when they start auditioning new talent for AGT that I might try out. But the question is: How do you audition if you don’t have any talent? I had thought that maybe I would do puppetry. Like a puppet doing a puppet would be totally meta and would blow all the stiff’s minds. But then I wonder if that is just being weird to be weird. Plus operating a puppet might be hard since I have no opposable thumbs.
The other ting I could try and do is sing. I think I have a lovely singing voice and my mom agrees. Jack says I sound like a cat being slowly lowered into a woodchipper but what does he know? What I wonder is if there is a growing fatigue on AGT with singers, especially adorable singers like me. Since it is a variety show people want…well…variety.
Maybe I’ll set myself on fire and jump through a hoop…wait…I got that wrong. Set a hoop on fire and jump through it. I have to make sure I remember the proper order of that.