Talentino’s Diary: Entry 2 – They Should Hire Me On ‘The Four’
Mel and I were cleaning up after a shoot the other day when we discovered Talentino the intern’s diary. Luckily, he was out on a coffee run so we were quickly able to get a copy of some pages. Some might say that this is an invasion of privacy…those people need to calm down. He’s a puppet. We will regularly be posting excerpts from his diary on the site.
The Four came back on Fox on Thursday and I noticed something. I mean, it was pretty obvious, it’s not like I’m Sherlock Holmes as played by Robert Downey Jr. What I noticed was that they didn’t bring back a fourth judge. After Charlie Walk was fired for being a dirty perv they decided to just keep Meghan, Diddy, and sweet DJ Khaled and not replace Charlie. I think this is a mistake. There are four singers and there should be four judges.
What I’m saying is that I would be a perfect fit for the fourth judge. I’m affable, I know about singing shows, and I think the panel could use some color, namely purple. I could totally match Diddy’s boisterousness, Meghan’s tears, and whatever weird stuff Dj Khaled is doing. Plus, everyone loves puppets. Unless you are a monster.
There was also some really weird stuff on AGT but so far no puppets. Maybe they thought they didn’t want two ventriloquists winning two years in a row. I think that’s racist…well, maybe not racist. Feltist. They hate people made of felt. But hath not a puppet eyes? Hath not a puppet glued on hair? If you prick us do we not bleed batting? And if you wrong us…shall we not avenge?