See Simon Cowell ‘Dance’ In A ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ Preview
There have been a lot of weird acts on Britain’s Got Talent over the years. Many performers that left the audience feeling confused and a little terrified. But nothing is quite as strange as this preview from next week’s show in which a contestant gets all the judges and hosts up to dance to disco music with him. Yes, even Simon Cowell. It is…unsettling.
The contestant’s name is DJ Murray Mint and he’s some kind of musical man with a long blond mullet that I’m pretty sure is a cheap blond wig you can buy at Rite Aid during Halloween. He plays some disco music and minces around with some dancers before dragging the judges and Ant and Dec up to dance with him like trained poodles. Eventually, that also included Simon Cowell…who can’t dance. It left me with a weird feeling in my stomach.
Watching Simon try to dance and fail, this man we are all used to see win all the time, makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s like watching a dog do a card trick or be best friends with a cat…it’s just unnatural.