Play The Talent Recap Sob Story Drinking Game

Jack Tomas | Talent Recap

 

One component of the talent competition show that I could do without is the sob story. You know what I’m talking about. Some people come on the show and have genuinely had a hard go of it, but other times the producers manufacture a story just to tug at our heartstrings. It’s emotionally manipulative and I don’t like it. Still, as long as we have to sit through them, let’s make it a drinking game. Here is the Talent Recap Sob Story Drinking Game.

  1. If someone survived cancer take a drink.
  2. If someone’s father/mother just died and they are singing for them down the drink.
  3. If someone struggled as an immigrant take a drink.
  4. If someone loves their granny/grandpa down the drink.
  5. If someone is struggling to raise their kid all alone take a drink.
  6. If someone was bullied for being gay/overweight/nerdy down the drink.
  7. If someone was in some kind of accident and fought back to get on the show take a drink.
  8. If someone auditioned for the show previously and was kicked off but came back better than ever down the drink.
  9. If someone was homeless or living in a car take a drink.
  10. If someone needs to win to support their family down the drink.

We guarantee that after an hour or two of The Voice, America’s Got Talent, The X Factor, and especially American Idol you are going to be S%#thammered.

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Jack Tomas
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